People inside rn be like: "Why are some of these people I'm shooting white??.. Ah well."

Yeah. The zombies are us.

Get Luigi'ed!

Only five people at Microsoft gave enough fucks to protest. It should have been all of them. They should strike for fucks sakes.

Are these people stupid? Their competition is literally free and improving all the time.

If you are having trouble affording these services please check out jellyfin.

We can also change our hair colour instantly on demand.

I've lived on my own for a while and I freeze everything I can. Nothing lasts long enough unless it's frozen or shelf safe.

This does mean I get a lot of my fruits in smoothie form.

I'm lucky most vegan things last longer than the non-vegan things I grew up with.

Self-diagnosis doesn't help me get meds.

Jellyfin!

I had to triple check this wasn't an onion article. This seems too stupid and horrible to be real.

That last slide is confusing. Did they switch spots? They are different minions.

"Well silly, all I see is a girl standing in front on me 😉"