bradinutah

This idea makes too much sense and would make way too much money.

Disney board - "Pass"

Old Sleepy Don can't do funny.

Old Sleepy Don falls asleep and farts in court. Harris does not.

Dementia Don is scared to debate but not scared enough. Harris is eager to debate and could chew him up and spit him out RIGHT NOW.

Hmm. Sounds woke. Republicans awaking to wokeness? Gotta try something when your base is infatuated with Old Sleepy Don, who can't stop defaming E. Jean Carroll and doesn't have anything bad to say about white supremacists.

Awarded on Utah's Pioneer Day state holiday.

Old Sleepy Don rambles incoherently about those competent presidents, Obama and Biden, even if they aren't running. We need a debate ASAP to see how Harris chews Old Don Poorleone up and spits him out.

Old Sleepy Don. It's what you do when your own weak campaign can't raise cash like the Dems.

MAGA Mike Johnson must be so MAD! "Democrats acting democratically?! It's outrageous!"

Hey Nadler! Hey Harris! Join the Fediverse!

The competition doesn't end, true, but Old Sleepy Don gave the VP prize to just one unlucky sucker. I'm sure a new brown nose challenger will supplant him eventually, the same way goodie Mike P was.

"Hold my beer!" -- JD Vance

It may take longer to get him in jail even when he loses but Harris may be able to help get him there after she wins, especially with some serious SCOTUS reform. People need to vote BLUE down the ballot!