If I said Tony Adams is a wanker would I be wrong?

just seen trossard win a 1v1 and fell down on the floor at Tesco

AURA OH MY LAWD AURAAAA

We've created more than 3.4 xG btw

Any Occult worshipping chambers at Dark Arts FC?

Left hand side

Apparently the fee agreed upon for Merino is £29m. For a 28 y.o. on his last year of contract, he better be useful for at least 4 years.

Cheeky loan offer for Ramsdale from Ajax 🥴🫡

riding their luck pretty hard rn

Some guy on reddit about Wayne Rooney - "He'd be a great appointment for a League 2 team, proven track record at taking teams to League 1"

Tomi positioning is interesting

I like how there's no luxury players in our squad