My favorite part is how this meme itself consists entirely of plain text plus a little styling.

I barely trust natural intelligence with anything relating to security.

But for a few, glorious moments, Broadcom created a lot of value for its shareholders!

On top of all the other horrors, am I the only one seriously bothered by the fact that every dry-run is just a single fat-finger away from deleting all of a customer's data across all of AWS? I know that whenever I design a script to do something as dangerous as this, at the very least the default behavior is for it to do a dry-run so that if you want it to actually go ahead and make the changes you have to pass in an additional argument such as --confirm-deletion; for something this dangerous and apparently irreversible, I would probably also prompt the user to type "IAMSURE" before proceeding.

Duty Calls

“We are picking the most important fights and lying down on the train tracks on those fights.” - also Schumer, immediately after saying that.

That is what makes it Enterprise-grade!

It is not a good sign when your wife indicates that if you were a stranger then you would be completely unappealing to her, especially in the context of a game explicitly being played with the goal of improving the relationship.

1. Develop your project on a temporary filesystem until it has the desired functionality.
2. Move the compiled binary to a persistent filesystem.
3. Reboot.

Choosing to have a child later on generally has fewer negative consequences than unchoosing a child you have already had.

I find the author’s writing style immature, sensationalist, and tiresome, but they raise a number of what appear to be solid points, some of which are highlighted above.

I tried reading the article and gave up because life is too short for me to read a tiresome article making points that aren't even particularly that new.

This news story is literally about the FTC actively suing for injunctive relief; the "complaint" in question is actually a formal legal letter addressed to the U.S. Ninth Circuit Court.

Edit: fixed typo