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Oh is that what it was? Well, that's helpful to know, thanks! Though it turned out to be a blessing because it forced me to make the jump to linux and now I would hate to go back anyways...

Back when I was first in high school, I got into torrenting and gave myself pretty bad malware that just black-screened my laptop, and even though it had shipped with windows, the installer would not detect my ssd for whatever reason. Linux detected my hardware and I installed Ubuntu, then Mint, and I moved to Arch a few years ago after having learned the ropes. That's about when I fully spiralled into linux nerd.

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alias ser='pacman -Ss'
alias ins='sudo pacman -S'
alias rem='sudo pacman -Rncs'
alias upd='sudo pacman -Syu'

alias q='quit'
alias cl='clear'

alias p='systemctl poweroff'
alias r='systemctl reboot'

An alien abduction, but they just want to adopt a human pet and you get food and water and shelter and have no expectations except for to lounge around and get massages (pats).