Turning into a lizard and impregnating your boss isn't normal. But on Ketracel it is. by armus in c/[email protected]
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Chakotay: “Let’s just go ahead and pretend we didn’t see them babies”

Alexander the Kid by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You have brought shame to the house of Mogh!

The aliens in the delta quadrant are free, you can transport them directly to your quarters by armus in c/[email protected]
Tom insists he did nothing wrong by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

Maybe he just went to the store to get some milk, because amphibians have no nipples?

MRW my wife walks in the room and she's been dead for 4 years. by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Nobody expects the Minbari inquisition!

MFW I see the RISA, Prequels, and LOTR meme communities fighting and the Achievers are not included by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

You mean coitus?

A Klingon's most dangerous enemy by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Show some backbone Worf

For the new arrivals. We're on a mission from Q by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

I thought he snorted cocaine off her, your version makes more sense

From hell's heart, I stab at thee! by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

She's got a taste for blood now

RISANS! What is YOUR profession? by armus in c/[email protected]
Stamets and the boys getting ready for the next masterpiece shitpost by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Oh the source of the titty jam!

They say this cat Shax is a bad mother (RIP Richard "Shaft" Roundtree) by armus in c/[email protected]
[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

He's one baaaad motherf-

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