Going to give you some genuine, certified, very old guy advice:

You did the right thing, let the chips fall where they may. You told her how you feel, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

We taught this police dog to understand what he was doing.

He reached for his partners’ service weapon before locking himself in the back of a hot cop car.

Do not try to clean the owl. The owl cannot be cleaned. It is a dirty, dirty owl.

Joe Biden is a rabid dog

It’s good luck to throw loose change into the engines.

Subscribing for Star Trek

Pirating every episode of Star Trek

Cool.

I watched the first moon landing live in college.

How dare you! Mods! Mods! Ban this poster! They’re too strong!

There's nothing we can do, Jack. It's all gone. Nothing but get out there and real hard next year!