you forgot one.

Never used Fortran before. So easy choice: Fortran code from 1969

agreed. 50% of my job is debugging code I didn't write.

The way my jaw stayed in place.

https://www.scmp.com/news/people-culture/trending-china/article/3268091/elderly-woman-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-hammer-20-years

https://www.thestar.com.my/tech/tech-news/2024/06/27/elderly-woman-in-china-defies-death-after-using-hand-grenade-as-hammer-for-20-years-stuns-mainland-police-and-social-media

Found these two articles, seems legit

I had 8 teeth pulled at once, many years ago. I couldn't take Tylenol 3s as they made me sick. I did my best with ibuprofen and acetaminophen (one Motrin, one Tylenol extra strength). My father kept me distracted as much as possible. His advice was to keep your mind distracted as it can help with the pain.

you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2.

haha, does that look funny to you?

Might want to look into Unihertz. Specifically: https://www.unihertz.com/products/jelly-star

3 inch screen.

I haven't played Starfield myself, but from my understanding the gameplay is: Skyrim in space. Which to me, is "Most recycled gameplay"

obligatory: "you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi"

Some had suggested he was the spirit of "JRR Tolkien" placed into his own book