The big reason nobody believes you because every single fucking pitbull owner says the exact same story as you every time their dog fucking kills someone.

If i have to place my faith in someone raising their dog right to ensure it doesn't fucking murder me, maybe it's not a good idea to have as a pet.

If you fuck up raising a French bulldog at least I get to see my kids when they home from school.

Or maybe we can consider the possibility that various different postal companies actually do offer better coverage than Canada Post.

There are literally millions of acres of crown land available all over Ontario with thousands of old logging roads and gravel pits for parking and access

I don't know about the other provinces but use the Ontario policy atlas to find it and go experience real camping.