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Only way to be fair is to execute them both

I won't bother linking the article, but it was darkly amusing to see, literally the morning after Harris's loss, the NYTimes put out an article about how, actually, inflation was a pretty big problem after all, and maybe the administration could've done more to assuage people's frustration about price increases.

OOOOOPS

Democrats nutting uncontrollably at the opportunity to once again be the party of failure.

After all, it's a lot easier to do your empty identity politics and false promises when you don't have the power to do anything else.

I second this

Turn on debate

Donald Trump is talking about immigrants eating people's pets

News anchor gives the most limp dick correction I've ever heard

Trump just doubles down and says that they're definitely eating pets

Kamala's turn, she laughs and goes "wow, talk about extreme!"

I fucking hate this country. We deserve every bad thing coming to us. I hate it so much.

What's the timeline until someone introduces legislation to make it illegal to work from home?

Dems fuck it up and hire a sniper who can shoot

Because to liberals, the most valuable human trait is politeness, and there's nothing more impolite than trying to assassinate your opponent.

They are literally afraid that the shooter is going to be a lib, because only the right are supposed to be the rabid extremists with unformed frontal lobes.

I'm not exaggerating, when I read the hashtag I actually cried out in pain in my living room.

Protestors stopped traffic near jfk? How could anyone tell?

even on someone’s floor once, but we don’t talk about that

Hmmmmmm eat shit maybe?