Woly

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Watching a guy sweat profusely over setting up a drum kit that I already put together, removing everything and then realizing that there's no extra room and he has to put every piece back where I already had it. No schadenfreude, just glad I'm not the one sweating this morning.

This poor guy is suffering lol. Use your boom arms, people!

[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

How is this functionally any different than laying landmines. Although come to think of it, plenty of landmines can actually be disarmed.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 months ago (7 children)

"Wooaaaooaohhhw such a genius intelligent deadly clever smart move by the isrealis, wow they are so cool and dangerous and smart, Hezbollah must be completely destroyed now because of the psychological factor of this very intelligent attack, wowww"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe all of the more meaningful forms of satisfaction and joy have been locked behind paywalls or eliminated entirely for the sake of economic efficiency

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Sorry, I'll tell my agents to reboot that part of the simulation

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My train is going so fucking slow john-agony I just want to get home and get some chores done and play like 30 minutes of video games before I have to go to sleep.

Of course this stupid goddamn city refuses to properly manage or fund the MTA, instead dumping money down the drain to put useless fucking pigs in every station who just look at their phones all day and occasionally light up an entire fucking subway car over a $3 fare and then plant evidence and immediately get caught lying.

So cool. So neat and awesome and cool.

Lol, just heard Chapo covered the same story. For what it's worth, I have ridden countless times and will ride again countless more with people like the alleged perp, and I would choose them every time over locked and loaded trigger happy psychos who could legally blow me away if I reach for my phone too fast. All in the name of protecting the MTA's budget by preventing fare evasion. Killing people to protect the budget. They're not getting those three fucking dollars by the way.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Trigger warning: shit heads

r slash neoliberal asks: How should a liberal society deal with stochastic terrorism?

Answer: it can't!

Lol, most of the replies are just like "oh, well, there's really nothing we could do, I guess it just has to happen 🤷‍♂️"

So far I don't think anyone has suggested that maybe economic burdens are causing the alienation and anxiety that lead people to accepting fascist ideas and eventually committing violence. Cuz, y'know, that would be admitting that the free market is responsible for killing people.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Depression breakfast: leftovers-quesadilla, made from cheese, fried rice, and half of a chopped up burger. Not the worst, but the real news is that my tortilla cooking game is perfect. Just the right amount of oil and heat, and a smidge of butter, and they come out absolutely golden brown every time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How do I embed gifs I need to do a meme

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago

Turn on debate

Donald Trump is talking about immigrants eating people's pets

News anchor gives the most limp dick correction I've ever heard

Trump just doubles down and says that they're definitely eating pets

Kamala's turn, she laughs and goes "wow, talk about extreme!"

I fucking hate this country. We deserve every bad thing coming to us. I hate it so much.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

How am I supposed to drink my gin without any limes dennis-stare

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Butt update: terror was mercifully short-lived. I suspect bad babaghanoush but that can't be confirmed.

First two days of intense work week went alright, then I was told I wasn't needed for most of today susie-dance

So I'm currently chilling and trying to rest up for the final stretch which will start this evening and basically go until the end of tomorrow 😑

Also work fucking sucks I hate doing this shit

Also Bad Babaghanoush would be a sick band name

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