Cuz he got popped

In the People's Army, naming my rifle Karen, because she only speaks to managers.

We use Grok to scrape each user's comments and come up with new posts made in their voice.

I won't bother linking the article, but it was darkly amusing to see, literally the morning after Harris's loss, the NYTimes put out an article about how, actually, inflation was a pretty big problem after all, and maybe the administration could've done more to assuage people's frustration about price increases.

OOOOOPS

I second this

Inside sources say there were no protestors, the bugs just appeared

What's the timeline until someone introduces legislation to make it illegal to work from home?

Dems fuck it up and hire a sniper who can shoot

Because to liberals, the most valuable human trait is politeness, and there's nothing more impolite than trying to assassinate your opponent.

They are literally afraid that the shooter is going to be a lib, because only the right are supposed to be the rabid extremists with unformed frontal lobes.

I'm not exaggerating, when I read the hashtag I actually cried out in pain in my living room.

Protestors stopped traffic near jfk? How could anyone tell?

even on someone’s floor once, but we don’t talk about that

Hmmmmmm eat shit maybe?