I've seen website-based examples (similar to CandyBox2, back when that existed), but not a standalone game.

Goodbye old account, and thanks for all the fun times.

The comments will stay luckily, just not the images

So you're saying the cake... was a lie?

I'm currently hosed by the fact that I am in the middle of completing my Electrical Engineeing degree (approx. 2 years left), and I don't believe my credits would be transferable to an institution across the Atlantic (never mind the cost, shudder), so I can't even think about escaping until at least 2027.

If there's a better way forward so I can safely leave the nation and still achieve my degree, I'm all ears, but at least to me it seems my hands are a bit tied.

Hey, just put the word out for my work visa, please! XD

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