My victims would never again find a matching pair of socks in their homes.
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I do tend to have a calming effect on people. Mostly because I can't be bothered by anything beyond my control, so I just think "Eh, fuck it" and proceed as normal.
Banjos are fricking awesome!
Commuting home via train. It derailed. I didn't really notice it because I had my headphones on and read a book. It was a slightly bumpy ride, but that sort of stuff happens, right? I only realised something was off when people started smashing in the windees and breaking open the doors, climbing off and running away.
I packed my stuff, hopped outside and looked at the train. Sure enough, it was fully off the tracks.
I've never been in that small town before and had no idea how to get home. So, I did the only reasonable thing I could think of: Finding the nearest local pub, drinking a pint of beer, having a smoke and figure things out from there.
Met a sweet couple about my age over there who were on the same train and lived in that area. We had a lovely chat, a few more pints and then they dropped me off at the bus stop from where I could get back home. We became close friends.
Walked past the same religious lunatics at both pride parades near me this year. Them spewing hatred and me trying my best to be cool and not smashing in their faces with a brick. They are annoying as fuck.
Religion kills millions and saves no one. End of story.
Too strange to live, too rare to die by HST.
Sums up my life pretty well.
It's only logical.
Live long and prosper.
I grew up in two different countries. Eventually moved back to the one with better healthcare since I'm dealing with a few old injuries. Over here, people tend to be somewhat distant and I'm quite the opposite. Always chatty, always outgoing.
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Still adorable
Kubotan, water, phone, keys, wallet, skincare products, a book, tissues, tobacco / skins / filters, lighter, mini umbrella.
Why, what's the reference I'm missing? ^_^
Ah, lol, did you refer to the Winchester? I guess many people in Ireland act that way, too. That's where it happened. A healthy "oh well..." attitude.