You could substantially de-uglify XP with a different theme, but, damn....that ugly

BUT MAH FREEDOMS!!!

At least the yokels stuck it to the libs before they had all their extra-depraved porn taken away.

This trolling is like squirrel hunting with a howitzer. No subtlety. No skill. Pathetic. You should be ashamed of your weak, baby-like troll-fu.

This is a scare tactic and it's a stupid one. If there were any advantage whatsoever to a nuclear powered cruise missile, the U.S. and U.S.S.R. would have already cranked out thousands of them instead of conventional rockets.

We could just rewrite the headline as:

Putin says, "Booga Booga!!! Have nuclear shit!! Am scary asshole!!"

PFFFT. Amateurs!!

Marinated, deep-fried Viagra chicken ALL DAY

Sorry, I don't speak moron. Can you turn down the Alex Jones and type that more slowly? Thanks

Schrodinger's Conservative Asshole:

Option A: the cat thinks you're witty and accurate! -->Thank you, I am an observant and urbane man of the world

Option B: the cat thinks you're an offensive and deeply wrong asshole! --> Jeez, you upright jerks just can't take a funny joke

They also have a real affinity for the time-tested "BOTH SIDES ARE BAD" argument, the absolute most sure-fire tell of a right-winger.

Point me to a time/place when politics were not completely intertwined with meme communities.

Oh, right. That doesn't actually exist.

This gif has enough incel thirst trap energy to drain at least one whole Great Lake.

I rented an electric car over the summer and the acceleration damn near pushed my eyeballs back in my head. No gear shifting at all, just continuous acceleration. An electric grocery getter will blow the doors off nearly everything you can throw at it from the previous 50 years. Will not be looking back fondly on my manual transmissions.

They put abs on his abs 😂