The2500

joined 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I mean, I don't think this is a decision most people would make for understandable reasons, but personally I would martyr myself throwing this orange asshole in prison.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Well, ultimately I want a utopian Star Trek universe with no borders but that's kind of a pipe dream right now, so I'm just throwing my arms into the air in the interim.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

People say things.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago

Every accusation is a confession with these people.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

God I would have loved to have been on that Jury. During the selection process when they ask "do you have any reason to be biased against the defendant?" I'd be like "Oh I recognize him! He sold steaks from The Sharper Image 20 years ago. I remember as soon as I saw the commercial I hopped in my car and tore ass to the LaGuardia airport but by the time I got there they'd been discontinued. What's he been up to since then?"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, being embarrassed is pretty much the best we can hope for, if he even registers that.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (6 children)

Octopuses are smart. Also, don't ask me why, but the plural is octopuses and not octopi.