1: Superdome is big so there's increased supply

2: People aren't as excited about the Chiefs so there is decreased demand. Not sure about this one myself

Negligent homicide. Blood on Ford's hands.

Donate yours to one of the other parties

Sadly, completely on brand for these assholes.

Not looking forward to it since I imagine these will be reminiscent of coffee rather than indistinguishable. But then if coffee is going to be that expensive, substitutes don't need to be as good as coffee, just more appealing than tea.