Strocker89

If you aren't willing to follow the societal rules of conversation then there is no point in having one.

It's a word that in this moment means "you and I"

That's not the point. If they are already standing over you then you would be dead before you wake up. But we should never act like that is the only scenario possible

Peak (and by that I mean terrible) boomer humor.

They make quick access safes which can be mounted on or near your bed, so instead of leaving a loaded gun in a drawer where anyone can get it, it's in a locked safe with either a fingerprint or button combo unlock. The safe can be opened in seconds by someone who knows what they are doing but would otherwise keep the loaded weapon secure.

Did I say I thought pandas are carnivores? I don't remember talking about that at all.

It's almost as if you don't understand any of the words you just wrote. Carnivorism is a descriptor used for animals, not their food. I don't say "hey is that cat food a carnivore" because I don't want to sound like an idiot. Cats bodies are evolved to digest meat and not plants. The fact that humans took all the components of meat and put it into a dry food doesn't change the evolutionary status of the cat.

Humans have this too, it's called Marvin Gaye's Discography

No amount of healthcare can stop mental decline from old age. It happens to all of us eventually and it is very obviously something that has been happening to Joe Biden. I'm grateful for all he has done as President but it's a good thing that he has decided to step down from running again.

But what was their life expectancy when Joe Biden was born 80 years ago?

Spent, as in past tense, because he has already outlived the life expectancy.

Oh we both know, it's just not wise to say it out loud lol.