Steve

Please ~~start~~ go back to saying the n-word out loud

No nipple no problem

If you have extra money, its much cheaper than insurance.

Pro-tip: have money.

Sounds like they refused to acknowledge being the person (human? Organ sack?) named on the ticket.

Or a transporter clone, or a Romulan clone, or a demon planet clone….

No

Akshully I’m pretty sure the edge of the observable universe is redshifted to infinity everywhere by definition

Yea, they meant carry the person. I guess don't be disabled and fat.

Sure, if you own a river

Seriously

As seen from the any point at the edge of the observable universe