Third term my ass, he plans to be dictator for life. “Term” implies some sort of permission to be there.

Thats less than the amount you need to retire as middle-middle class

If you want to win you have to play the game.

(Or cheat, a win is a win)

100% serious

My MAGA friend just said due process is only for citizens. I stopped trying to debate with him, he’s too far gone. I’m depressed about it.

Arrrrrrrr

My anus is BLEEEEDING

Omg they didnt include food in monthly expenses. The entire $25 has to cover FOOD

You wouldn’t download Spez’s balls just to step on them

Built from ideal materials with zero tolerance

I always shave the hitler part first just in case the shaver breaks and only the hitler part is left