Squischmallow

I some wear it on their bicep instead to get around that

Use the water lock feature :) It's the water drop icon in control centre.

It's not perfect cause you have to press and hold your crown to do anything on your watch, but it will keep him from touching random things

I agree. I've using mixed cardio for shovelling in the meantime.

I seriously swear siri has gotten so much dumber in the last 6 years.

Now for just about everything she asks me to unlock my phone for no good reason. Like hello, I'm using it hands free so I don't have to be near it!