Skoobie

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

If it was in their mailbox and had no postage, report it to your post office. That's illegal and the postmaster can hit them up for postage due.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Mail Carriers: I mean, yeah...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn't happen either but those are what he's describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn't commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

2, with 1 hinge. It's like a normal phone but the screen number increased twofold.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

That would be amazing. I'll be voting again. It would make my fucking decade going into work the day after we vote blue in the EC 😂

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

IRL Skynet realized it'd actually have a quicker and easier time taking over if it just let us do the dirty work ourselves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh oooh! I remember this X Files episode!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't have a square to spare!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Dude absolutely just likes how buzzy the word coup is. Like, saying it's not fair is one thing, even though it very clearly is. And even suggesting it should be against the rules is a valid opinion, even if it's not based on facts.

But calling it a coup, not even an attempt at a coup, is silly. Even if she used a private army to storm the DNC to secure the nomination, it's not a coup until she gets inaugurated.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean, or it's just true that no group is a monolith and that even the misguided can change course. It's a good thing that was never impossible.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Couldn't help but notice that at no point is he quoted as saying his abortion was the wrong decision and that he wouldn't do it again...

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