Screemu

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Thank you corporate!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Probably the same reason how folks call themselves leftist and but aren't vegan.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's not it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

A rabbit hops into a bakery and asks the baker, "Do you have any carrot cake?"

The baker replies, "Sorry, we don't have any carrot cake."

The next day, the rabbit returns to the bakery and asks again, "Do you have any carrot cake?"

The baker, a bit annoyed, says, "No, we still don't have any carrot cake."

This continues for several days. Finally, the baker gets fed up and decides to bake a carrot cake just for the rabbit.

The next day, when the rabbit comes in and asks, "Do you have any carrot cake?" the baker proudly says, "Yes, we have a fresh carrot cake just for you!"

The rabbit looks at the baker and says, "Yuck! I don't like carrot cake!" and hops away.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Well it keeps people very busy, it seems. So what's the point I am clearly missing here? It feels like we are living in that rabbit asking the bakery for a carrot cake joke.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (14 children)

Apple fixes bug: wHy dOeSn't aPpLe eLaBoRaTe wHaT ThIs bUg wAs aBoUt

Apple elaborates: WhO Is gOnNa bElIeVe aPpLe

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Nothing living in this place, even the trees here are dead.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's wrong indeed.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I can see where you're coming from, but I'm not looking for a game 🎮

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

That's incorrect.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

This does describe the image, but it's not the music we're looking for 😞

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