ScrambledEggs

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[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 67 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Remember when insider trading was illegal? Or has that never applied to politicians?

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 13 points 3 weeks ago

Because he can tell us what the first hand experience was really like. The horrors he had seen and the abuse of human rights. It may make trump look bad. Can't have that.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 9 points 3 weeks ago

I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a Pokemon

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 0 points 3 weeks ago

Half of the voting population? Where'd you get that from?

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 35 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

Every fuck time there is a Republican president they claim he is sent from God. A new Messiah and anyone who doesn't pray to him isn't a real Christian.

It's manipulation and using Christianity as a weapon for political gain. Only the weak willed ones fall for that.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 1 points 3 weeks ago

Didn't she claim to have given him a blow job? Didn't Clinton get impeached for that.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gonna lay down and die.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 4 points 3 weeks ago

Haha I thought this was an onion article. HahhaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 4 points 3 weeks ago

Huh. I guess it's not as unpopular as it once was. I'm glad to see that.

[–] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 3 points 3 weeks ago

The only mistake was the brain worm not killing him. You think the statement of having brain worms would make him unable or undesirable to hold any type of office.

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