If Obama did it, I'm positive we would have sitting congressional members calling for his execution for treason publicly.

Boolean operators are meaningless these days.

There's only one appropriate response to seeing someone getting kidnapped in the street. And it sure isn't a peaceful one.

It's like trying to hold water in your hands.

The tighter you squeeze, the quicker it's gone.

The worst fucking game I've ever played.

30-something years invested and I have fuckall to show for it.

Pffffffff

I can see that bright white dot against the dark mode background on my maximum brightness screen with ease! Therefore your argument is invalid!

The more you know about the process of oil/coal and how it's extracted and used, the more you would be convinced Satan or some sort of evil chaos demon like Nurgle is responsible for it.

It starts with death, and goes right on to burning in LITERAL fire to produce toxic gasses. Basically the traditional Christian Hell.

I plan on reminding every family member, at every opportunity, when they complain about some benefit they've lost, "tough shit, you specifically voted for this"

Historically, it works.

If every country on earth had nukes and delivery methods on par with each other, we would never have to worry about nations being at war again.

Nothing would be left alive on the planet, but we would be at peace.

I've always hated this meme, because it's always used wrong.

Meg is better than the rest of her family, by many orders of magnitude. Still hot garbage, but not as bad.

The rest are dressed fancy, but it's just a facade.

All of these options are superior to discord. You could also include a mule with mail bags sticking out the side, and dozens of letters strewn on the ground behind it.

"You can cut that out, right?"

"We can.... But we won't."

In my experience, one millimeter (1mm) is enough to stop a full ton dead in it's tracks, while also

Edit: lol early morning commenting.

"while also completely being ignored by the pallet jack when it's not carrying something "