Resistentialism

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Or, figure out if you are lactose intolerant. And if you are? Fill yourself up with dairy and be a true menace.

Just don't shit yourself. Otherwise, you're just the weird guy who shits himself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Tipping it over could cause a drop, which could be costly to replace. And if you're just holding it to one side. You'd need a second person to either hold it, or take the plug out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

I use a knife and fork to eat pizza. I start with the crust and work my into the middle.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

To be fair. Chicken fried steak tastes alright. So, by this logic, if it'd chicken fried dog. First off all, that's amazing, where did chicken learn to cook? Secondly. It has potential.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone really needs to start making actual bourbon biscuits.

Like, yeah, they're the best and all that. But, what if I need that bit of something to get me through the day? I can't have a drink at 9 am because it's frowned upon. But a biscuit? Yeah, that's calm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you hear if you do listen in?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Or we could band together and pretend the chicken is the dog. And the dog is the chicken.

This, however, could lead to some very interesting AI generated recipes.

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