Because we are better than you.

If they didn't suck so much it wouldn't be so valid of a criticism.

Get your own fuckin house together. Then we can talk.

Clippy was useful. GPT has industrialized the production of morons.

I don't believe that for 1 millisecond.

Spez won't be able to stop himself from enshitifying reddit in any way he can to appease those VC pump&dump scammers he's spent the last decade ruining reddit for.

Beans and rice in 5 gallon food safe buckets.

Same with all staple foods. Flour, cornmeal, oil, salt, etc.

He'll be calling back when the dedollarization hits. Well, it's happening concurrently with the new tariffs. But when his merry band of inept fuckwits figures it out and explains it to him like he's 5. Then he'll call back.

The ultimate defense against hacking is low tech storage. Tape is stable. As long as you keep magnets away from it.

Not even Elons Incels could get at that data.

Based N.Korea.

Haven't they overtly been doing that for like a decade.

They're all V aliens. The rubber skin suits aren't perfect yet.

We live in a fascist country.

I can run any piece of machinery with an hour of goof around time. Doesn't matter what it is. Let me poke around it for an hour or so and I'll have all the controls and most quirks figured out.

Sadly it's useless because employers won't give me a chance to prove it.