Hey! On the plus side, you will never forget eyepro at the range!

And my heart!

This is certainly a take, so Imma ask you to further clarify your positions:

What concerns raised about the law's "incompatibility with Judeo-Christian values" are worth listening to?

Also, the last sentence is an especially stinky take: people are allowed to impose discipline on themselves without demanding others follow the same (like gyms and diets).

Isn't shod past tense? I'd write it "...can get them re-shod..."