ProfessorChaos

Only three Gorges? Is Warren G. Harding gonna have to regulate you upside yo Teapot Dome?

It's totally true. He's just meeting with JFK and Elvis to finalize plans for the long awaited unmasking of the Quadrilateral Commission that is responsible for financing the Deep Quaker State 400 presented by Walmart and also to expose the real truth that our quote unquote oblate spheroid earth is actually a holographic simulation running on super computers at UN FEMA camps where adrenochromium is harvested from adolescent web browsers. It was on Foxnewsmax last night.

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

From a post on Mastodon comparing privacy policies. Meta gonna pillage the village.

https://mastodon.social/@llebrun/110664586216685040

There seems to be an inverse relationship between military ability and hat size.

Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers.

Henry Rollins must be stoked.

Aye

Do you enjoy slip 'n slides but wished they were more rug burny? Your long wait is finally over.

For what it's worth. I was looking at the server statistics on https://the-federation.info/platform/73 (linked from join-lemmy) and I noticed something. Almost all of the largest lemmy servers have far more comments than posts. The only two notable exceptions are lemmynsfw and exploding heads. They both have far more posts than comments. I'm not sure what it means, but it might be useful to someone in this discussion.

For example.

• sh.itjust.works has 5966 posts to 32670 comments

• exploding heads has 18406 posts to 5503 comments

Jesus. What a story.

Nice read. For those interested, at the end it's mentioned that the article was excerpted from the author's recent book, "Stolen Focus: Why you can't pay attention".