It’s 2025 - who is telling us life is over as we age and change shape? No one, and anyone who is, is not worth anything. And Birdshit is one of those worthless people saying this crap as tho it’s true to make others feel small. Bird is the one chasing youth like it’s a trophy.
When she talks about these old lies it says a lot about her mental state or about the home she was raised in. Her beliefs or her messed up world view is just sad.
She just babbled on about it. Claiming she isn’t at Swim Week because they (not sure who they is) had another opportunity that was happening today but got moved to next week. She sounded like the looser she is.
She’s also giving us a new face today.
What trend is making poor birdie feed bad?! I’ve never seen someone spend so much time on a couch. Sunday morning - couch and TV. And some how , while she shovels in her cereal her filled & frozen face, she has high arched brows. She is such a looser and looking for compliments. Sarah loves to poke at gym bros and dad bods - she isn’t really inclusive, she’s just about whatever makes her feel better about herself.
You said it! She only cares about what she looks like- her whole identity is connecting with people through her cartoon filtered face and her edited body. The rest of us aren’t over her posing and fake smiling with dead eyes at our besties. If we all sat around acting like influencers we’d get brought back to reality very quickly.
Poor bird! The competition is strong out there. This model is just 2 years younger than Bird, gave birth and shows her stretch marks….shes an official SI model. She doesn’t pay to go to parties or have her friends buy her a runway spot. I bet legend in her own mind believes Lauren and Denise get to show their real bodies because she paved the way.
Yes you are so right! I guess she was always a perfect wife, mother, daughter, sister, friend - no need to talk about that kind of growth!! Interesting the more she’s loved herself the more she’s sucked at being a good person. Narcissist doesn’t even quite fit bird, a whole new diagnosis might need to be created.
And the before and after shots. She’s trying to catch an algorithm because her recent posts have gotten so little engagement. Sarah influences for paychecks. How any woman out there believes she’s anything else baffles and concerns me.
Yesterday she couldn’t help but talk about herself on Hunters birthday. Today she’s looking for praise on Red Dress day. I could not dislike her more. For today she could have left it with sharing Fallon’s story but nope - had to highlight herself sharing what Fallon shared. If she was a real giver she would have held that praise close to her heart and not try to get her white privileged self attention today, of all days. A white woman who gets way more attention than woman of colour who she steals content from having a direct line to a podcast host isn’t the flex they think it is. I’m very happy Fallon’s story is out by any means but it’s a larger conversation about why a white woman of privilege has that position. Why are woman following someone who edits themselves to look like Barbie while another platform with an indigenous creator who talks about important things has less reach. She is disgusting.
This trip is gonna be fun - she hasn’t shared a selfie of her closer-to-real face in a long time! Where are her arched eyebrows and large cartoon eyes?! What about her cute lil turned up nose?!
Parenting for 1 week out of the year is soooooo hard. 🙄 Edit to add bird went on about practices for cheer and the whole family commitment and business. I can recall a number of times she exploited J and we saw her coming home after cheer practice where bird spent the night sitting on the couch. How gross that bird, who does absolutely nothing all day had another mom/dad doing the driving. I’m sure it was a carpool and everyone took turns but when you think of how demanding a real mom’s day is there has to be resentment seeing Sarah do nothing all day. I wish we could get an honest review from a mom in the cheer group.
Or sick of this? Her head is almost as big as her torso. What kind of strange camera angle or filter do influencers use? It’s deceptive and 100% about looking thin. I hope she is gone from every internet feed real soon. She’s lost weight for sure, good for her as it is obviously very important to her but this photo is harmful.
Wasn’t there a house guest coming this week?! I guess that must be the BIG opportunity that go postponed. Probably some ugly smash and Tess photo shoot?!