Onomatopoeia

Well he won't have to look after her pet ever again

Dammit, I don't even have to listen to it and I now have that yodeling in my head.

Thanks.

Yea, eff those damn balls, and I had some nice mice back then.

I recently cleaned up several large boxes of cables, parts, etc. Found a track ball, but not a single ball mouse in there.

BlueSky has the misinformation blocking list enabled by default for all users

Yet another reason why I won't be using BlueSky. Pre-determining what I get to see?

Who decides what's misinformation?

If not sooner

You can't fool me, that's the vista wallpaper

3-in-1

You're not lubing silverware, or eating off the tracks, right?

While does the seat have to be down (and not the lid)?

Are you incapable of lifting/putting it down as needed?

Yea, this is a terrible rationalization.

Measuring by (potential) outcome is a great way to justify just about anything.

But, why?