No thanks. I'll keep playing my old games.

You see, when a good or service is priced too high, it fails to sell. Economics, bitch!

Big words coming from a man of treason. Guess he knows he's a traitor, given he projects everything.

My partner does this already. The number of times I've found "tush squish" is... I've lost track.

I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.

Vance continues to shit his pants

Good on them! Hope this encourages others too.

Reagan was the worst. He should have saved his trickle down nonsense for the throat-goat.

I feel bad for the parrots. Habitat displacement is a massive problem. Hope they can get the deforestation under control, and fix the ecological damage.

This particular Muhammad belongs in the bin. Preferably a small one that's ablaze.

All of Google's products have been getting progressively worse under their current CEO. He's the direct driver of their enshitification. I have had Google home speakers since they were released, along with a few other of their "smart" products; every single one of them has declined in performance. They get confused, don't respond, can't connect, give the totally wrong answer, glitch out, etc.

I used to be able to run my roomba by voice command without any problems. Nowadays half the time Google responds to the command, confirms it is doing the command, and then does nothing. Last night I used it to turn off the tv, which it did, but then it spontaneously turned back on after 5 seconds.

CEO/MBA malakas are (one of the reasons) why we can't have nice things.

I'll admit I didn't read the article, but if $63k was the sum total of all bribes, and they chose to kill themselves rather than face punishment, then it's really telling of the prison system.

One step closer to suicide booths. The future is coming.

This is exactly what I was looking for. My day just got infinitely better.