Will this apply to existing accounts? Will they have an online portal to submit scans of these documents or will they need to see the original copy? I can't afford to fly 2,600 miles to my nearest credit union branch with my birth certificate in my carry-on bag. This is draconian and completely unnecessary.

I add them to the map so the cool people know where to score some free copper...

I guess I meant among the MAGAt base. Most of them would rather die than see the light.

Why isn't this getting the same level of attention as Watergate? Like seriously?

Me after adding almost 200 cameras to my area:

I use these two covers together for day/night protection in most situations. Sunflexzone for Infrared blocking and ghostplate for blocking overhead cameras while maintaining clarity at eye level. I put the clear IR blocking cover behind the ghostplate cover. To be even more discreet, I would advise not using the plastic frame that ghostplate ships with and instead buy a thin silicon plate holder. This will also do a better job of keeping dirt from getting in between them.

Edit: I forgot to add, the ghostplate only works if its perpendicular to the ground and most newer cars are made so that the plate rests at an angle for the cameras to read more easily. Trucks and RVs don't have this problem. I just bought some adjustable tilt brackets on Amazon to solve this.

https://www.ghostplate.com/ghostplate-20

https://www.sunflexzone.com/collections/us-canada-mexico-plate-covers/products/ir-invisible-plate-anti-alpr-infrared-filtering-cover-north-america-vehicle-covers