Who are you that is so wise in the ways of science?

Don't you make my Sunbeam Tiger unaffordable again until after I buy one!

I waited over two years for their Naya Create split keyboard. It finally arrived and they fucking moved the enter and backspace keys, rendering it unusable.

Could I have looked at the key layout and seen the fucky design ahead of time? Sure, but who would think they have to check on something so basic?

She also made tens of millions with her insider information, and discovered that when you go anti-MAGA you're greeted by a deluge of immediate death threats. Let's not pretend she's retiring out of principle.

Grab a handful of zip ties.

Take one zip tie, wrap it around the bundle and tighten, but don't overtighten.

The end. Exponentially faster than whatever the hell this post is.

Say car ramrod!

Inconceivable!

I've been in IT since 1997. Back in the old times, network blocks were like free. I've worked for several places with full /8 public CIDRs - One employer didn't even NAT the addresses and every PC and server on our network had a public IP address. Firewalls were in place so the IPs weren't public in the traditional sense, but it was always fun explaining to some new hire why our IP addresses didn't look like they expected.

With a upnp router, you don't have to manually open any ports; it can be done automatically by the camera or app. Meaning that just by adding certain cameras to your internal network, they're automatically open to the Internet.

I'm jacked! Jacked to the TITS!

ITT: People who don't know that Windows 95-98 and Windows ME were gui front-ends for a DOS kernel.

Most games of this era wouldn't run on Windows 2000, the first consumer Windows OS not built on DOS.