More, more, MOAR!! It's just unrestrained capitalism. And it will never be enough...

I'm a big anti-fan

What does this even mean? It reads like real life doublespeak...

Literally anything to "trigger the libs!" That's the entire Republican party now. Oh, sure. There are a bunch of people at the top scamming and raking in piles of cash while believing none of it... But the rest are idiots and trolls. And they currently control our country...

"so what am if i only like girls, and ive never found any of my boyfriends attractive"

Bitch, what!? I shudder to think of the percentage of people getting this wrong...

I'm concerned you've possibly never witnessed a 5.56 round going through tough clothing, then 4 inches of ballistic gelatin.

First one, then the other! The order is important...

That's like 11 times a month in his personal vehicle. Was he trying for a high score!? Zero tolerance for flouting the law like this.

Epstein is dead, they're refusing to release all the unredacted files, what use could she possibly have!? I mean, if she helps take down many powerful people (not just Democrats), then maybe it's worth it. But this just seems like Republicans rewarding a like-minded sex criminal...

What naval ship sails at 30,000 ft!?

I loathe "both sides" false equivalencies, but I have to say: It's not that Democrats are necessarily smarter or better. It's that conservatives actually seek this shit out. They need to be the victim, but they also believe they (and other white males) are the smartest and best. So they are easy prey for scams and false conspiracy theories. They are always seeking to have their bigoted views confirmed, whereas the rest of us largely listen to science and trustworthy sources before making our minds up.

That's correct. I checked with David Photoshop and he confirmed it.

Yeah. Everyone was plastered all the time.