JWBananas

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)
  p.*
FROM
  Products p
WHERE
  p.Price < 50
GROUP BY
  p.Category_Id```

Meanwhile the ORM is probably generating something stupid and unnecessarily slow like this:

```SELECT
  p.*, c.*
FROM
  Products p
JOIN
  Category c
  USING (Category_Id)
WHERE
  p.Price < 50
GROUP BY
  c.Category_Id```

Now stop using goddamn capital letters in your table and field names. And get off my lawn!
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Came here to post this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

In true Voyager style, the ~~ship~~ teeth will be fine in the next episode.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

If you turn it upside down, it's definitely a whale.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Barbie lives long and prospers every day, but Ken only lives long and prospers if Barbie looks at him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I just rebooted my 10-year-old Optiplex 990 (with a Samsung 860 EVO SSD). Windows 10 22H2 booted to the sign on screen in about 6 seconds. I opened Task Manager immediately, and the CPU calmed down after about another 10 seconds.

Yes, Fast Startup is disabled.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Teeth, as bread crumbs

Ransom, his teeth astrew

Later...

Ransom, his teeth anew

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Plot twist: the mystery foe won't expect her shield upgrades, which will save the day. For this, she will be asked back, and she will hAvE tO mAkE a DiFfIcUlT cHoIcE aBoUt HeR fUtUrE.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Was it in one of the teasers or something? I swear it looks familiar, particularly the way it flips to fire.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ewoks?

Cute furry ruthless killing machines designed to sell merchandise.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh yes. People absolutely love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're better than them!

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