While you're at it, buy yourself a commemorative plate.

Now WHERE THE HELL ARE THE DAMN MOOPSY PLUSHES ALREADY?!

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

GORN!

Cloud-init is fairly well documented:

https://cloudinit.readthedocs.io/en/latest/reference/network-config-format-v2.html#nameservers-mapping

But if you do not need it (and if you're configuring DNS by hand, it doesn't sound like you do), you can disable it entirely:

https://cloudinit.readthedocs.io/en/latest/howto/disable_cloud_init.html

resolv.conf itself should be managed by systemd-resolved on any modern Ubuntu Server release. And that service will use the DNS settings provided by netplan.

With cloud-init disabled, you should have the freedom to create/edit configuration files in /etc/netplan and apply changes with netplan apply.

Here's some sugar for you

https://youtu.be/-rQPdWwv3k8?si=AdOwIgu8z1_Te_z9

Citric acid as fabric softener.

Edit: Do NOT use with bleach!

They're the same picture

It's not my take. It's the bean counters' take. They surely use justifications like that one to get involved at all.

But... but I'm not a robot...

Couric? Couric who?

Surely not very thin ice Couric?

Mastodon is like Twitter. Lemmy is like Reddit. And they both live on the ActivityPub network.

Kbin also lives on ActivityPub. But it has separate Lemmy-style and Mastodon-style areas in its UI.

If you want microblogging and communities, and you want them all in one place, you might like kbin better. If you don't, you might be fine with Lemmy. But since they're federated, you should be able to access most of the content from either side.