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POV: you're American (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago by to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's available in the US, you just have to be increasingly wealthy as time progresses.

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    • [–] 36 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Ironically this feature is likely only available in the US.

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    • [–] 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    I've never seen a watch with such a high degree of accuracy.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    I have a watch that shows the exact correct time two times a day

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  • [–] 5 points 2 years ago* (1 child)

    That more times than any working watch. Consider:

    If a watch is working but its time deviates from the actual correct time by one second, that watch will never, ever show the correct time. It will always be off by that one second.

    A broken watch, on the other hand, is guaranteed to show the exact correct time twice every day.

    Therefore broken watches are more useful than working watches.

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    • [–] 19 points 2 years ago

    SUBSCRIBE TO SEE THE REST OF THIS ERROR ONLY TEN LOW LOW PAYMENTS OF 99.99

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    [–] 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    This error is brought to you by MEGA BURGER!

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    • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    POV: low effort healthcare meme.

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    [–] 1 point 2 years ago

    Or Scottish

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    [–] -1 points 2 years ago

    clicks ok

    receives pizza delivery ETA

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