overview for Hisse

Everyone else goes to hell by Hisse in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 2 days ago

You're overestimating me, I don't have a girlfriend

WireGuard VPN developer can't ship software updates after Microsoft locks account by Hisse in c/buyeuropean@feddit.uk

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 4 points 3 days ago

He's been replaced by Copilot, unfortunately

Apple now has device-level age verification in 3 countries by Hisse in c/privacy@programming.dev

What are the various linux desktops environments and how do they compare? by Hisse in c/linux@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 2 points 3 days ago

Try them, it's fun

Vertical browser tabs are better and you should use them by Hisse in c/browsers@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Also it looks really imbalanced, you'll always have to turn your head to the right a bit

Online Open Source OS Puter Becomes More Awesome With Office Offering by Hisse in c/opensource@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Well an operating system is a system that ... operates, so even if I made one with one of those lego-block scripting languages it would qualify right?

Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. by Hisse in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

It'll actually misinterpret "seconds" as the number 2 instead and then start a timer lengthed 60*2 which is of course 150!

Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. by Hisse in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

How about making it prompt itself when the timer ends? That solves "BTW it ended"

it's a matter of motivation by Hisse in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Still I can't see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though

it's a matter of motivation by Hisse in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 3 points 3 days ago

Still I can't see how someone would volunteer working as a swimming pool life guard, though

Appearances can be something by Hisse in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[-] Hisse@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago

Trump eats hamburgers. Hamburgers are fascist.

Appearances can be something by Hisse in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev