She’s about to take her stans for a ride. Can you imagine all the correlations she will make berween this poor little dog and all her life events. SHE. MUST. EXPLOIT someone or something.

I can just hear the conversation now. I’m sure she told them about her 2.5 mil “followers”. Do they have any fostering experience? The videos were so contrived. And the voices she uses to tell this poor pups story.

Constant showcasing her face! 😂 🎙️ “All of this can be yours IF the Price is Right”!

Doubling down on the fact that her last car picture was not current. See..I really do sit in my car even though I acted like it yesterday. “Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive”. I wonder what Evangelical Barbie would say about Bird Barbie?

The desperation to post her to the internet even when she can see her posing in the mirror and asking so excitedly to go to school is awful. Exposing your children’s vulnerabilities is one thing but letting the world see that your 4 year old is mimicking an InFluEnCeR 🥴 body check in the mirror is so very sad.

And comparing it to….hesitating to post something to socials. “What are you sitting on”? No, the rest of us are not even worrying about what we post onto social media. Ever. Your reality isn’t real. And the fake dramatics like this is really something we should all be thinking about. We could all be on the cusp of having a viral video you guys! Go for it! She sounded like someone on the stage of an MLM conference.

Soooo…Madame Ebbs and Flows is sick of people selling her 💩 when she isn’t asking for it? Oooh kayyyy! Move along just like you tell every one else. That shoe is uncomfortable isn’t it. She wants that tummy tuck and 🥀 lift so badly!!! When this gig is up she’s getting it all. And will say “we are allowed to change our minds…to ebb and flow”.

..gotta keep pulling things out of the bag of tricks.

Oral incompetence is a real thing from over filling your lips and you can develop so many issues from it. You are altering the entry way to eating and breathing and speaking.

The grossest was posting her child’s birthday video the day before the Oscars and the media promos for it were plastered with Wicked. This was weeks and weeks after her actual party. When does she sit on bday reels like that? And poof…as soon as the Oscars were done so were Wicked recitals from her feed as well.

They are both filtered. And the mandibular Botox is going strong. She body checks it all the time by tugging near that area. That, and to pull it even tighter. Also probably hiding bruises and/or scars.

If some stranger sent a comment to my DMs saying I am “fat”…..who tf cares what a stranger thinks??? This is mental! I’m def not reposting and clapping back. This is such grade school behavior. This one spends so much time talking about bodies underneath their clothing that is low key pervy tbh. I’m not constantly thinking about what people look like in private. Should we really create space for stuff like this? If I was sitting around a table of women and this was the topic of conversation I would find a reason to make an exit. This is such a low vibe existence. Your body changes until the day you die and then it rots. Isn’t this just Biology 101? She truly believes she’s changing women’s lives because she has an occasional woman thanking her for wearing hardly anything to a body of water and flashing her old lady bits. How is this a goal? Maybe I don’t understand. You’re swimming ffs! Snatching her face and letting the rest hang out is only half the job lady. Just go for it. Stop pretending. You know you want to!! Do it so you can see that nothing with change in your real life, just your pretend one on the interwebs.