Uhhh, I'm not avoiding your place due to Trump. When I can go to other places and get a quality, fresh, burger with fries and a drink for the same price as your "meal", I know where I'm going.
This goes for almost all fast food these days. Prices are stupid expensive for low quality, and a lot of sit down restaurants are beating fast food prices.
Maybe don't be one of the asshole cops? I bet if they had laughed and asked where the donuts were, everyone would have had a chuckle, and the dj would never do it again.
You know these were asshole cops and that's why it was done in the first place.