[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

If you catch one, does that make you a carrier pigeon? If so, congratulations courier!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Find hive, throw it.

"Bee hold this!"

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
  • No it's a turn of phrase
  • "So I have to tilt my head when I say it?"
  • No, no, it's just an idiom.
  • "Don't call me that, I'm trying my best!"
[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

With great puter comes great responsibility.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Yeah it's not for fun, or to intentionally annoy others in public spaces. Those loud sneezes are just the default for how it comes out for some people. Personally I always try to sneeze directly into my elbow, both for sanitary reasons, and also to be less loud in public.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Well if you don't want to hear about my furry art, you can instead read my novel length GNU / Linux diary from the past year. I'm sure you'll be overjoyed.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Step 1: Extort half a trillion dollars of wealth from the working class.

Step 2: Be above the law because of your obscene capital horde, make a really shitty car.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

By reading or storing this this electronic communication (henceforth referred to as COMMENT), you hereby enter a binding agreement with the comment's originator. You unilaterally grant commenter full and unlimited licence to preform genetic experiments on your body until such time that cat peripherals (I.e. ears and a tail) are formed.

You also hereby indemnify any and all wrongdoing and consequence for anything which may or may not occur in such experiments from the commenter.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Limb stealing demons mostly. Keep your legs under the blankets and you'll be fine though.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

Feminine artifacts, honking melons, pink. These were the ingredients chosen to create the "perfect" representation of cartoon women in media.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 2 years ago

He also has another outfit you could steal if you mess up!

[-] [email protected] 12 points 2 years ago

Yep, there it is. No steel-toe boots in an environment like this‽ Tsk tsk

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