The shooter is probably safe at home and got some good rest. Just imagine how cool it would be to vanquish a fucking villain and chill the next day enjoying breakfast. Eating a bagel while the escape replays through your mind has to be the best feeling in the world.

Upstate NY beats out Minnesota in the bland food category, all they have is buffalo sauce w/ bleu cheese. Most of the restaurants I go to don't even salt the food, at least Campbell's cream of mushroom is packed full of sodium. Sponge candy is bland, they used to produce brown beans that everyone acknowledged needed to have ingredients added to give them flavor, and even the hotdogs have a weird texture because they're ground so fine and not smoked. Don't even get me started on salt potatoes or garbage plates.

Sleepy Joe's loyal companion, Commander, is biting all these people because he knows that his best friend is being abused and exploited. He's known all along what kinda condition Joe was in and literally just wants to go for walks and chill with him these remaining years.

No, please no more unfamiliar people hiking in the woods. Especially folks arguing about stuff like this. The two most dangerous things in the woods are sprained joints or broken bones from an accidental fall and being exposed to extreme weather.

I constantly take for granted that this is the only ad free space on the internet.

I just had the thought that this is the only 'social media' site without advertising. Like how can every other platform carry the 'social media' moniker yet be entirely supported by commercial enterprise?

When a mayo says, "Meritocracy", they actually mean, "Every form of systemic oppression and violence ever conceived".

My friend lost his job and is not doing well. I mentioned coming out East to visit me and he decided to take me up on the offer. I'm excited to have him stay for a while, I hope it cheers him up.

I live in an urban center and do not have a single GOP official as a representative for any level of government whatsoever; my election is the primary. Go pester the shitty suburbanites with your, "A vote for third party is a vote for Trump!". They're the ones that need to hear it.

Living the quiet life in Argentina with the wonderful hiking around Patagonia sounds better.

If money is a form of speech, it's actually unconstitutional to deny me the ability to purchase something. Therefore an embargo that prevents me from buying Cuban cigars is illegal.