[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If the race is a must, then yes. If the race is a preference, then no.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

First, use the first 10 bytes of the file as a sanity check. throw in two random bytes like 0x55AA so you know the file isn’t broken. add a loop counter to track how many times you’ve lived the same week (bonus points for crying when you hit loop 9999), toss in a basic checksum to make sure your data isn’t glitched.

Then dedicate like 800 bytes to a super compressed log. Each entry is 8 bytes: a code for what you tried (like action 23 = “mess with the sketchy microwave”), the day and time crammed into 2 bytes, a yes/no/weird result, and a tiny note like “key under rug” but in code. Only keep the last 100 entries so you don’t run out of space.

The leftover 200-ish bytes are for tracking. Use bits to mark places you’ve already checked (like “room D14 done”) and actions you’ve tried (so you stop repeating “throw spaghetti at the wall”).

Every reset, open the file, see your last loop’s fails (like “loop 420: died petting a possum”), Then try something new, focus on unmarked areas and untested actions this is because if you notice a pattern (like “tv static every tuesday”), write it as “tues=F9=glitchinmatrix” or whatever.

After 200 loops, maybe you’ll crack the code (literally) or realize the exit was behind the fridge the whole time.Oor you’ll just accept your fate and start a cult (the 1k chosen ones!) . Either way, you’re out.

tldr: use the 1kb to avoid repeating mistakes, track patterns, and maybe escape before you start talking to a lamp.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago

A photo of you and your family with a dollar bill in a ziploc. "Hope this antique has value now!"

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Yes, I pirate for many reasons. Money used to be the main one when I didn't have any. Today, fortunately, I'm doing very well, but I still do it because it's much more convenient than adapting to each of the streaming platforms, or because I access uncensored material (music and shows). For example, I'm a big fan of South Park, and the only way to access several episodes is by pirating them. My family pays for the family plan of all the major streaming services, so if I wanted to access them legally, I could, but God, I'll never do it. I really find it all pathetic.

Regarding software, I try to avoid using anything that requires payment. I donate anonymously to many open-source projects: Cryptomator, GrapheneOS, Electrum, Veracrypt, Librewolf, WG Tunnel, and VLC. I pay for the premium versions of Bitwarden and ProtonMail. And that's it, that's all.

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

You are making too much sense. You need to choose a side or both communities will hate you.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago

They are leading in the right direction. I think that's the important.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago

And if it wasn't a lie from the guys who already lied before.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

Oh my god, people here are so over theirself it's so sad.

Enjoy it or stop watching. You don't need to suffer.

I loved old Futurama, and I choose to watch the new episodes because I really like the show. Some more than others, that's it. I'm really grateful they are making more episodes.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

You just got sued

[-] [email protected] 27 points 2 years ago

The only answer for what you are looking is Signal (user base). The next thing would be Whatsapp, so .... Signal... Just signal.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 years ago

Yeah they did it in a garage!!!! What is your excuse??????? You only need a garage and no cars in it!!!!

Srsly fuck that narrative.

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