Wtf is happening there?

Bang on.

Heavyweights? The headline doesn't even claim that.
Away wid dat shite!

Liberals gonna liberal.

I'd still rather have a capitalist than a fascist.

Apart from that every multicellular lifeform is a collective. True, those multicellular organisms prey on each other and fight to keep their species thriving. They don't knowingly harm their own fucking species like capitalism does.

Civilisation would be impossible to implement if we didn't criminalise destructive behaviour like murder.

Make greed (hording wealth) illegal.

Your Government shouldn't be killing children.

How dare you say I eat babies!