In the land of the North, where the snow likes to fall, Some folks have beliefs that don’t match facts at all. They shout and they cheer, “We’re just like the States!” But Canada’s values have much different gates.

They say, “Trudeau’s a tyrant! A king in disguise!” But elections and courts proved otherwise. He may have made some of you grumble, and stew, But dictators don’t leave and keep the mansion too!

They cry, “Climate change? Oh, it’s just in your head!” While forests burn and glaciers’ ice sheds. When smoke fills the skies and rivers run dry, It’s hard to ignore the Earth’s weary sigh.

Some say, “The Freedom Convoy speaks for us all!” But many said “No!” when horns wouldn’t stall. They parked and they shouted, they clogged up the street, But most folks just wanted their neighborhoods freed

Immigrants taking our jobs!” they cry. But without newcomers, growth would run dry! They work and they build, they teach and they heal, They’re part of the engine that turns the whole wheel.

And Indigenous rights? “Too much!” some may say, But truth and respect have long led the way. These lands have a story that started before Your grandpa’s dad walked through the door.

So if you hear grumbling from right-leaning crews, Check twice what they say— and compare with the news. For facts may not rhyme, and truth can seem strange, But learning, like Seuss, can help minds to change.

That’s the only indicator that matters.

Coming soon to a political theatre far from reality

Sensible conservatives aren’t that common. He’s appealing to the simple minds who can’t think past how they feel being forced to suffer fizzy drinks in paper straws.

Trump called it when the deal was signed, The greatest trade pact of its kind! But then—oh no!—Trump changed his tune, And now he’s threatening to annex us soon!

“Join us now!” he says out loud, As if we’d cheer, as if we’d bow! We are Canadians—strong and free! Don’t fuck with our identity.

Except he got divisions in the USA and unexpected unity in Canada.

He’s ridiculously overqualified and underrated

Bring pollution home.

3.3 million is the baseline. Let’s compare next year.

Many do many don’t. Maybe have a vote.

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