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Its a script I've been pushing for 20 years. Please, someone get me a pitch meeting with anyone there. Janitor, I.T., the ghost of Robert Evans.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I will make some and mail them to 7 random losers. It could be you flying squid if you trust me with your address ;) Alternative is meeting me behind the Detroit Greyhound terminal where I usually hang out.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Mines more like a stump after an angry beaver is done with it.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

How do cats resolve an argument?

spoilerThey hiss and make up.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Don't pretend you don't do it too ;)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

I resemble that comment!

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I know Tom personally and he's never looked better.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Damn, it's that stroke thing again

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Sorry buddy. I have cluster headaches and I know how debilitating they are. Seems new treatment for migraines is on its way, hopefully sooner than later.

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Let me play you the music of my people

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