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[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago

Place bets with fellow travelers before tossing in a handful of mentos

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Wouldn't want any of them horrible poor people to have a shot at happiness

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

But they taste so damn good I can't stop myself

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Saving the planet

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

I'd be surprised if it wasn't just based off the UEFI sdk examples containing 30+ CVEs over the last couple of years. If anything, it won't get patched for logofail and all the others UEFI exploits we'll definitely see in the coming years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

This for sure, and bonus points for "USB Ethernet gadget" mode if you have a 4 or zero ;)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I hear CEO pairs well with chianti

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Not even close, but It's my fault. I'm really bad at articulating my thoughts sometimes, and usually end up deleting my comments before someone calls me out on it. Sorry!

[–] [email protected] 78 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Isn't this what the second amendment is actually for?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Make pies out of the rich

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Does this mean I can claim my sperm as a dependent on my taxes?

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