[-] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

That's a great pickup line when it works though. Find someone who's crazy matches your crazy.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I genuinely thought this was part of Trump's glorious military parade.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

I had a rock pond in my house with water lilies and a small cypress tree I got at Home Depot. I threw six "feeder" goldfish in it for mosquito control. By the time I sold the house a decade later, they had multiplied to dozens with the largest being close to a foot long.

I pumped the bottom of the pond twice a year and donated the sludge (~5 five gallon home depot buckets worth every time) to a local urban farm for underpriviledged kids. That stuff was magic for crops. If you lived in Austin from 2005-2015, it is prossible that you ate organic produced fueled by shit from my Pet Smart feeder goldfish family.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Destroyed you say? What assurance is offered of complete analhilation?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

always rule

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

A pervert you say?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

This is starting to look kinda sus.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

I suspect that the enduring impact of this song has a lot to do with the Gary Jules cover originally featured in the film Donnie Darko and later in the Gears of War trailer.

Gears of War trailer:
https://youtu.be/4PAelc9C5xw

Official video:
https://youtu.be/etSbOs3aUqI

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Keep an eye for cute butts and use them like landmarks.

"What did you do today?"

"Well, I got coffee at around 9:15 at the cafe with the cute waiter wearing his tight jeans with the wallet rub on the right back pocket. I had a meeting at 10:30 where Melissa picked up the pencil she dropped. Went to the UPS Store during my lunch break where I stood behind the silver fox with the tight cargo pants..."

Make that thirst work to your advantage.

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