AnnoyingPedant

Is this AI-written? The first few paragraphs are contradictory. Can't get past it.

Human writers tend not to make mistakes like asking for a thing for the first time and then referring to how they've done said thing in the past...

What is that, um... In her mouth? Leg donga?

So thats how you crash a Lemmy client

My mouth is wet and warm for your boobs.

Nom Nom

Lovely

Don't get me wrong; I'm glad she made $$ and can "fix" what she didn't like about her teeth. But I have a thing for slightly crooked teeth. Something endearing about it to me. Also, there's just something slightly strange (to me -- this is just my opinion) about perfect teeth.

In any case, if either version of Kenzie approached me I'd still be enamored and fall in love.

Edit: mis-spelled her name

For example:

Is it weird that I liked her more before she fixed her teeth? Perfect teeth where they used to have endearing imperfection is almost like dentures to me.

Five more minutes

Filter resulted in an oil painting effect.

Coral.

Also, damn.