i refuse to believe this is sincere
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I want to believe it's a bit mocking the childfree subreddit
But also it's 
so...
nobody's relatives spend decades badgering them about when you're going to get a dog
We must liberate ourselves from the chains of children.
The little kinder-cuffs are dragging me down as I type this.
I checked the subreddit, it's completely unironic comedy gold.
Only could make a subreddit like r/IHateSunshineAndRainbowsAndPuppiesAndIceCreamAndNiceThings and somehow fill it with people who actually feel that way. It's that kind of phenomenon that makes me unironically think they make Redditors in an underground lab somewhere.
I'm betting it started off as a joke sub and then a bunch of misocynics showed up for real
Why the fuck is there a subreddit called /r/dogfree? Dogs are rad 
Some people make hating something other people like their entire personality. These people are called "redditors"
tagline material tbh.
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What if you took all the ridiculous behavior of anti-natalists and made them anti-pet?
Is this not the joke that the subreddit is making?
It's not ironic
Yeah, this feels like a sarcasm sub in reaction to r/childfree
That sub is completely sincere. I'm sure it started as a joke sub, but it aint anymore
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Honestly if ppl are malding at a dog getting a seat at the Oscars and them not getting one, then that's fucking hilarious
fuck all those celebrity circlejerks lol
PissedCaucasian just feels threatened by celebrity dogs for the affection of white women
Of course, they feel so c**ked to think of that... after all, they're prbly of a similar lineage...
CW: some fetish joke
spoiler
Maybe they should get a mommy dommy like Makima tha'll care for their needs
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I gotta say, this image from that sub is hilarious, tho:
Imagine being all "WE'RE LOSING THE CULTURE WAR" but it's about the domestication of the dog.
The post is silly, but western dog culture is still misanthropic, gross, and hypocritical. I will never trust people who say they like animals more than people (weird how they usually eat meat…). They remind me of that lady who demanded the removal of homeless people at a public park because they scared her dog. Also, Reddit doggo language is like nails on a chalk board.
i don't think that's actually that common or really much of an issue at all. homeless people also have and love their dogs.
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Please, Hollywood is too sophisticated for that. Clearly there will be separate “Bestest Boy” and “Bestest Girl” awards.
They photoshopped clapping paws
no they have a guy laying under the seat move two prop paws so it looks like the dog is clapping.
Absolutely hilarious, he looks like he's having a blast honestly.
Shittily made, shittily animated paw puppets are a top tier bit no matter the context
I was staring at it an hour ago before figuring out what it was supposed to be
I thought for a moment that they folded that poor dog in half to fit it in the seat
I want to be a trainer to a celebrity dog and get to live the high life while smooching my best bud.
Training animals for film seems pretty difficult lol
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Imagine hating dogs enough to post on "r/dogfree".
Imagine caring about the oscars having a dog in it.
Imagine your vision of a tragic future being "they will have a 'best dog' award at the oscars"
"HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!"
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That subreddit is fucking comedy gold, holy shit this has me laughing so hard
"best dog" would definitely bring ratings back up tho
I like dogs 
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