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[–] 72 points 3 years ago

What a dick move

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  • [–] 47 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    I wonder what's the chance the was random. With all the planes that have made holding patterns over the years, I'm sure some look phallic by chance. Or maybe the tower usually makes sure not to accidentally draw that?

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  • [–] 34 points 3 years ago (1 child)
  • [–] 35 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (3 children)

    Yep. 90 degree turn, 90 degree turn, hold.... 90 degree turn, 90 degree turn, hold... Repeat as long as necessary. From day 1 of flight training. It's also standard when waiting your turn to land, maintaining altitude to keep different planes in their envelopes.
    Circles run the risk of losing altitude and/or airspeed.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    Why do you lose altitude or airflow with a circle?

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    Simple, you lose energy and get disoriented when changing direction. When flying in a circle, you're constantly changing direction and at an angle to the ground. So you are consistently being disoriented as well. So you're constantly on the throttle or have to rethrottle up to gain altitude doesn't make for constant holding pattern.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 years ago

    planes uses air pressure from the air below to lift using their wings. merely having the plane tilted to one side makes it so there's less air pressure holding the extremities of the wings, and less so on the wing whose end has the least altitude. the result is that the tilted plane slowly yaws continuously more to the side it's tilted to, which causes more roll, causing more changes to the force on the wings, causing more yaw, on a feedback loop that ultimately makes the plane lose altitude.

    combine that with the plane continuously pointing its wings upwards relative to itself, and you get a constant air pressure that is pointing more directly to the bottom of the plane and less efficiently to the rotors and turbines whose job is to propel the plane forwards, which then makes the plane lose speed.

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  • [–] 28 points 3 years ago

    "Guys...I...I think we just drew a dick in the sky!! I COULD FEEL IT!" - One astute passenger nobody believed

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago

    Its clearly a tie get ya mind out da gutter

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago

    If they didn't want pilots to draw dicks in the sky with multi-million dollar aircraft they wouldn't make them so easy for pilots to draw.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 years ago

    High quality shit post

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  • [–] 10 points 3 years ago

    This also highlights where the pilot giggled.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 years ago

    I think He did it on purpose

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    The pilot is a human race mvp.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    What the fuck is a Lufthansa

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  • [–] 40 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    not sure if you're serious or not, lufthansa is germany's main airline

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  • [–] 20 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    It's the thing you wash yourself with in the shower

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    No, that's a loofah. A Lufthansa is what Nena was singing about 99 of.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 years ago* (2 children)

    No, those are Luftballons. A Lufthansa is a kind of electric fire starter.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Deserves a raise.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    Dude should get that looked at by a doctor.

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